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We help enterprise data teams pinpoint 25%-40% in hidden Exadata and Snowflake compute waste in 15 minutes without installing third-party agents.

Claim our free, read-only SQL and AWR diagnostic pack and 15-point Data Vault 2.1 / 3NF architecture checklist. Engineered for CDOs and VPs of Data Engineering who want immediate empirical telemetry before booking any briefing.

INSTANT DOWNLOAD · ZERO DISCOVERY CALL

Claim Free Diagnostic Pack & SQL Scripts ($0)

Sovereign first-party capture form: Zero data is leaked to third-party ad networks or external scheduling brokers.

PROBLEM AGITATION

Why Nightly Batches Miss SLA While Cloud & License Bills Compound

01 · SILENT SMART SCAN BYPASSES

Predicate Wrappers Disabling Offload

Implicit type conversions, NVL() wrappers, and unindexed foreign keys silently disable Exadata Storage Indexes and force full interconnect table scans.

02 · 18.6 TB/DAY TEMP SPILLS

Un-Isolated Batch & BI Contention

Without workload-aware Oracle DBRM plans or Snowflake warehouse isolation, parallel batch jobs starve morning executive dashboards and spike cloud credits.

03 · SCHEMA & LINEAGE DRIFT

Brittle Nightly ELT Pipelines

Snowflaked staging tables and undocumented business rules cause cascading SLA failures whenever upstream operational schemas change.

TANGIBLE DELIVERABLES

Fixed-Scope Deliverable Specification & Verified Proof

01 · EXADATA & AWR TELEMETRY SQL

01_smart_scan_and_spill_audit.sql

Pinpoints top queries bypassing cell offload, excessive gc buffer busy waits, PX skew, and temporary tablespace spills in 12 seconds.

02 · SNOWFLAKE & CLOUD FINOPS

02_warehouse_credit_leak_check.sql

Identifies idle auto-resume credit burn, un-clustered micro-partitions, and redundant dbt full-refresh materializations.

03 · DATA VAULT 2.1 & 3NF SCORECARD

15-Point Executive PDF Checklist

Audits Hub/Link/Satellite hash-key determinism, Point-in-Time (PIT) join efficiency, and KVKK/GDPR PII vaulting compliance.

NEGATIVE AUDIENCE FILTER & 3X ROI GUARANTEE

Who This Is NOT For (Explicit Disqualification Filter)

DISQUALIFIED 01 · SUB-TERABYTE WORKLOADS

Early-Stage Startups Under 1 TB

We do not serve early-stage pre-revenue startups operating databases smaller than 1 TB or fewer than 15 production tables that do not require high-availability clustering.

DISQUALIFIED 02 · STAFF AUGMENTATION

Hourly Junior Body-Shopping Buyers

We actively reject procurement teams seeking low-cost junior contractors to bill hourly time-and-materials rather than fixed-scope, SLA-backed principal engineering outcomes.

DISQUALIFIED 03 · GOVERNANCE-AVERSE TEAMS

Teams Refusing Deterministic Governance

We do not work with engineering departments unwilling to enforce deterministic CI/CD schema linting, automated dbt regression tests, and strict KVKK/GDPR PII controls.

Asymmetric 3x ROI Guarantee & Post-Purchase Ascension

Every diagnostic and sprint is backed by our asymmetric 3x ROI refund SLA and 100% fee credit toward your next tier. Ready for the next step on the value ladder? Need Hands-On Principal Forensics? Enter the Self-Serve 5-Day Diagnostic Room (£2,500) →

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Executive & Procurement Questions (Verbatim Answers)

What is included in the free 15-Point Exadata and Snowflake Waste Auditor pack?

The free Waste Auditor pack includes three read-only SQL diagnostic scripts for Oracle Exadata 19c/23ai RAC and Snowflake Data Cloud plus a 15-point executive PDF scorecard. It measures Smart Scan offload efficiency, temporary tablespace spills, warehouse credit waste, and Data Vault 2.1 schema hygiene in fifteen minutes.

Does running the free SQL diagnostic scripts require production downtime or database changes?

No. Every query in the free diagnostic pack selects strictly from read-only metadata views such as gv$sql, dba_hist_sysstat, and Snowflake ACCOUNT_USAGE. The scripts never lock operational tables, never modify database objects, and never read customer personally identifiable information or sensitive business payloads.